Fashion crisis alert! You want to start a fashion blog but have no clue of what to name it! Help! SOS!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is sarcasm. While sarcasm is having this ‘moment,’ I figured I’d push it for its full fifteen minutes. I have categorized and made up extensive examples of fashion blog names that could, hypothetically, exist. (Zomg! She’s giving fake blogging advice on IFB!)
Before we get started, you must always remember, alliteration is always preferred when naming a blog. Please — never, ever, forget this.
1. Pick your favorite fashion related item and a dessert-type food, place both together:
- Sugar Plums and Saddle Shoes
- Cheesecake and Charm Bracelets
- Animal Crackers and Couture
- Peplums and Pineapples
- Manicures and Extra Frosting… Please
- Braids and Brownies
- Models and Macaroons
- Lipstick and Lemon Drops
- Celine Bags and Sour Skittles
- Kate Moss and Candy
- Polka Dots and Popcorn
- DIOR AND DUNKAROOS!!!!
2. Throw a shout out to where you live:
- Buschwick Babes
- Parisian Popsicles
- Western Motion
- Finding Frocks in Fargo
- Blue in Dubai
- Kansas, I Love You
- T-Shirts in Tennessee
- Hamptons Hippies
- Sassy Seattle
- A-line in Alabama
- Meet Me on the Intersection of Main Street and Style
- Lace in Louisiana
- English Rose Garden Forrest Flowers
- Hippies Head Home
- Chic Le Chinatown
3. Add -ista to the end of a word often used in the fashion industry:
- Chanelista
- Diorista
- Anna Dello Russo-ista
- Gypsyista
- Jet Settista
- Manicurista
- Audrey Hepburnista
- Sparkle-ista
- Parisianista
- Romancinista
- Hippy-ista
- Rouge-ista
- Lipstickista
- Pin Stripe-ista
- Karl Lagerfeldista
- Choupettista (I went there.)
4. Give yourself a quirky nickname. Go ahead, give it to yourself. Isn’t that how cool nicknames really start?
- The Crispy Lipstick
- Pristine Polly
- Jackie O.’s Twin
- The Aristo-chic
- The Couture Creature
- Boss Betty Blogger
- Iced Coffee Cowgirl
- The Plaid Princess
- The Roaming Feral Cat
5. Use the word “Fashion” and then pick another random word:
- Fashion Vitamins
- Fashion Pancakes
- Fashion Frosting
- Fashion Giraffe
- Fashion Crisco
- Fashion Ninja Turtles
- Fashion Sushi
- Fashion Haley Joel Osment
- Fashion Rainbowz
- Fashion Folk Tales
6. Ask a question about fashion:
- How Do You Wear That?
- When Do You Wear That?
- Why Do You Wear That?
- Who’s Hat Is That?
- Where Did You Come From?
- How Many Dresses Do You Own?
- What’s Your Favorite Color?
- How Many Models Do You Know?
- Who Wears What When They Go Where?
- WTF is Fashion?
- Wait, What?
- Are You Talking To Me?
- What’s That Smell?
- What Are You Looking At? Take A Picture Already, Jerk.
7. Pick an animal, then incorporate that animal into an aesthetic:
- Fox Trotting Through Brooklyn
- The Butterfly Flies Beautiful
- The Lovely Llama Guide
- Cat Backpacks
- Owl Caller
- Cats with Kittens… in Dresses
- Seagull of Style
- Otter Spotter
- Street Style Snakes
- City Street Cub
8. Vogue and… [random object]:
- Vogue and Vagabonds
- Vogue and a Picnic
- Vogue and Vibes
- Vogue and Whispers
- Vogue and Puppies
- Vogue and Shooting Stars
- Vogue and Graham Crackers
- Vogue and Sunglasses
- Vogue and Disco
- Vogue and Vogue
9. Something having to do with style. Really, it could be anything:
- Style Mermaid
- Style Macaroni
- Style Carrots
- Sweating Style
- Seal of Style
- Style Worm
- Style Shirt
- Style Spring Roll
- Style Chair
- Style Hamster
- Style Respect
- Fried Fish Style
So, what is the point of this article? The point is to wake up and be creative!!! Don’t be a blogger cliche or a copy cat, come up with you own title that portrays YOU.
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I’m totally a ‘Karl Lagerfeldista’ haha
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Lmaoooo….omg…. how about “Let me borrow that top”. lol