Hey Baby, What’s Your Twitter Handle? And 10 Other Fashion Blogger Pickup Lines
By: Chelsea Burcz

11 Fashion Blogger Pickup Lines
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Wanna date a fashion blogger? Who wouldn’t? They smell nice and wash their hair.

Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Just consult our list of 11 pickup lines to use on fashion bloggers and let the magic happen…

1. “Hey baby, what’s your Twitter handle?”

2.  ”Are those Miu Miu!?” [Yes.] “You know what sounds like Miu Miu… Me and you… together.”

3. “That faux fur vest just makes me wanna snuggle up on you.”

4. “If your overalls weren’t snapped would they be on the floor? Can I unsnap them?”

5. “I’m sorry but I think there’s something hiding in your drop-crotch pants, do you want me to check?”

6. “I’m a professional photographer and will take your photo for free.”

7. “I’m a graphic designer and will design your website for free.”

8. “I’m a web developer and will fix your website for free.”

9. “Ooo baby, the way you wear that mullet dress, I just can’t control myself.”

10. “Press the ‘like’ button if you like what you see… want to know where it is?”

11. “Are you internet famous? Me too.”

(Disclaimer: There’s no guarantee these pickup lines will actually work.)

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Comments

  1. Avatar of TerranceJ
    TerranceJ says:

    Hilarious?! Wow, do guys / gals really say things like this?

  2. Murat says:

    Good idea…. Thanks.

  3. June Biswas says:

    Hahaha that was hilarious! I would totally talk to the professional photographer or the internet famous as long as they are from another country!

  4. Avatar of bgreenwood
    bgreenwood says:

    I hate chat up lines they’re so cheesy and for me are huge turn off! But something that annoys me more than anything else is bad grammar, do you not proof read or check your articles before you publish them, as number 4 should read ‘your’ NOT ‘you’re’.

  5. Lauren says:

    Ha! These are hilarious.

  6. Avatar of Alyssa
    Alyssa says:

    oh drop-crotch pants and mullet dresses…so perfectly boy repellent

  7. Avatar of Louise
    Louise says:

    hahaha oh my gosh these are a classic!

  8. Aily says:

    These are funny pickup lines. Nonetheless, it might be turn off if a guy recognize my shoes (brand). It’s a bit gayish, but that’s just me. Now 6-7-8, well there you got me! I’ll become instant stalker…

  9. Avatar of in Wonder Underground

    I got the “I am a hairstylist and will style your hair for free” while walking in the Shibuya crossing. Weird because I just got a haircut 20 minutes earlier.

  10. Nathalie says:

    Errrmmmmm… Dumb. The only one that is vaguely interesting is the web development one. Only because I would then talk coding with them.

  11. Avatar of Bree
    Bree says:

    How ridiculous and hilarious hahah always fun to start the day with a bit of silliness.

  12. Avatar of Rachel
    Rachel says:

    Hahah well I think they’re hilarious! fun read

    Glitzy Blues

  13. Avatar of Karen Ussene
    Karen Ussene says:

    loooooooooooooooooool *face palm*

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