Wanna date a fashion blogger? Who wouldn’t? They smell nice and wash their hair.
Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Just consult our list of 11 pickup lines to use on fashion bloggers and let the magic happen…
1. “Hey baby, what’s your Twitter handle?”
2. ”Are those Miu Miu!?” [Yes.] “You know what sounds like Miu Miu… Me and you… together.”
3. “That faux fur vest just makes me wanna snuggle up on you.”
4. “If your overalls weren’t snapped would they be on the floor? Can I unsnap them?”
5. “I’m sorry but I think there’s something hiding in your drop-crotch pants, do you want me to check?”
6. “I’m a professional photographer and will take your photo for free.”
7. “I’m a graphic designer and will design your website for free.”
8. “I’m a web developer and will fix your website for free.”
9. “Ooo baby, the way you wear that mullet dress, I just can’t control myself.”
10. “Press the ‘like’ button if you like what you see… want to know where it is?”
11. “Are you internet famous? Me too.”
(Disclaimer: There’s no guarantee these pickup lines will actually work.)
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Hilarious?! Wow, do guys / gals really say things like this?